Insomnia crazy idea (coat ipod mod)

So its 1:19 am I have drunk far to much cherry coke so I can’t sleep I have just had an idea that should kill a few hours so here we go. I plan to somehow intergraded an ipod remote into my coat sleeve.

Plan A Plan a is simple sew a ipod remote into the sleeve with a flat using Velcro to hide it

Plan B This one is a bit compacted but the basic idea is to take apart a ipod remote and solder wires to the connectors on the switchs the attach the wires to some kind of thin momentary switch then place the switches in the lining of my jacket on some kind of plate attached to the lining maybe ushering fabric glue or bonder web so that when u press the switch it has the effect of pressing the switch of the remote

EDIT: a good palce to get a very thin momentary switch maby an old game controler should be able to get one form game cheep

EDIT: Maby this type

EDIT: found this just what i need This will have the side effect of making me look like a nutter pressing invisible buttons on my sleeve but would be very kewl and utterly pointless